Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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