My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
