I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
