You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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