I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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