Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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