I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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