You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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