Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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