Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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