Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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