what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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