I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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