hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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