I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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