Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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