I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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