found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
its liver damage thursday
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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