Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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