yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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