You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Semen is not good for contacts.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
third nipple confirmed
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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