How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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