Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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