I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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