i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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