I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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