After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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