i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Blood and glitter go together right?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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