We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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