Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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