she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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