She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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