I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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