is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
