She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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