I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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