They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
