In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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