Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I have feelings that need drinking.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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