Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Sorry about my life...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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