FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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