i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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