Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Congratulations! We have a period
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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