Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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