It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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