Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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