just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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