Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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