Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Of course I have a pirate flag
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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