Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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