just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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