I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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