Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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