There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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