is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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