one word: firstdatebathroomanal
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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